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Secondary story - same girl and I were fooling around at her house when her mom, dad and 80 yr old uncle who was a preacher came home early. I didn't get the belt buckled in time and so I spent the next 1/2 hour with a pillow on my lap thinking I was smooth as a MFer until they stepped away long enough for me to get the buckle done. I've never been in a more panicked state in my life.
And needless to say...not smooth as a MFer at all. Parents knew what was up and they were not fond of me for some time because of it.
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