[Nzoner]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

I was a soph in college, my GF-now-wife was a senior in high school, I was her date to her senior prom. Afterward we went back to my house and went into my sister's room -- sis was spending the night at a friend's, and sis had a waterbed, so I thought it would be nice to do it there for once.

So we were, um, riding the waves when my cat began scratching and clawing at the closed door, wanting to come in. I foolishly ignored it, but it woke my mom up, who came out of her bedroom and opened the door to let the cat in -- saw what was going on, went "Ooops!" and closed the door.

She and Dad later said, "Well, I hope you were smart and using protection."


Talk about pussy getting you in trouble.

Speaking of moms I let a friend and his gf use my mom's bedroom one night while I and another friend were listening to tunes in my bedroom.I had told friend it was all good as mom was on a date to the movies.
Apparently the movie was sold out and mom and her date had come back home and I didn't know until she was at my door yelling,"who in the hell is in my bed!"