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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts
Sorry you're butthurt that I nailed your ass to the wall with my super moderating powers. I am a user on this site first. Don't like it, apply for my job buttface.
Stable wife? Yeah, I've seen her. That sense of gravity is stable as ****. Holy shit! My wife is infinitely better looking, and doesn't try to wear the pants in my family. Checkmark, Flopnuts.
Stable like? You must've meant life. You win here. I am going after it. I am trying to create something more than a ****ing apartment in the suburbs and being someone's personal bitch. But at least you're important enough to have a secretary as a secretary. That means you're a Goddamned important secretary! Congrats!
Stable job? Hey, if that's your idea of winning good on you. I disagree though. I'm a dynamic enough mother****er in the real world that I can do a whole lot of things to earn a living. I have a job that I look forward to on a day to day basis, and I know for a fact you can't say that. I mean, no one tells me what to do, how to do it, and what a shit ball I am if I do something wrong. Hence, me not coming around here taking all of my angst out on everyone else.
Enjoy your day!
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Wow. I'll just let this one speak for itself.
When it all goes to shit next time and you're packing for the swamps of Alabama, do leave a little room for the memory of our lost friendship in the back of the U-haul.