when I was a young chap
I was sentenced to probation (big surprise) for getting busted with alcohol (big surprise) a few too many times under the age of 21
I went off to school and blew my probation officer off for a few months...
and then I got a drinking ticket
so she revoked my probation
and the judge re-sentenced me to no probation
it was probably the funniest thing that ever happened to me
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