Originally Posted by Fish
Well I guess I'm in the minority then. But it was a shitfest of shitty proportions.
Love cures zombies. Seriously. Dumbest premise I've ever heard. More dumb than sparkly vampires....
In the Epic Sloth thread, I posted an episode of a slacker buddy movie review show for their coverage of Movie 43, the first half of the episode was Warm Bodies. They snarked on it for being a 'Watcha Got' movie, as in something makes a lot of money and suits start asking 'Watcha got like . . . '
It ripped off Twilight and Romeo and Juliet [which they criticized as unnecessary, rather than simply for copying]. They were meh, but didn't think it was a disaster, maybe better than Twilight, damning with faint praise.
All Redd [Foxx] did all day was coke, grass and ****. . .
So our first network taping, name in big letters right on the set, Redd doesn't arrive at curtain call.
I go back to his dressing room, all I see is the girl doing his hair is sitting on him.
So I see her body, her dress, and his legs.
I say, Redd, don't you know we're on camera?
Redd sticks his head up from between the hairdresser's legs and asks indignantly. . .
"Can't a man relax?"
- Bob Einstein