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my friend Kenny and I go out all of the time and try to bang as many girls as possible...he's like my mentor
well a fan favorite is when we kiss on the lips in front of people...I mean, you get shocked looks
we were at a bar and these dudes were listening to us roast the waitress so they came over and started taking shots with us...and then we started playing bags...and then when Kenny threw a walk off 3 pointer we embraced one another with an aggressive high five and then, naturally, a kiss on the lips
they were appauled. It was awesome. They literally left that bar within 5 minutes of that happening...they juts couldn't filter what they had just seen
well last night we went to a bar to watch the Heat game and they have those legal gambling machines...well he was playing and he hit a bonus...and it was literally just me, him and his brother...
well he hit a jackpot and instinctively we did our gay little kiss thing...and then we realized NO ONE was there
and we decided it was SUPER gay
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