No but I'm definitely top ten in street smarts on CP. It was when I was working at KFC at SW Parkway in KC. Shit got all hard.
A couple of years ago, a tornado hit this place. It killed the people left and right. Houses were split open, and you could see necklaces hanging from branches of trees. Dogs died. Cats died. I saw a girl fly through the sky... and I looked up her skirt.