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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama
this girl used to piss the bed when she was blacked out drunk every single time
one night, when our relationship was FIRST starting, I talked her into meeting me at the bar where my roommate was bartending...she did...he got us ****ED up...and she had to work at Panera at 6 AM
so her alarm went off at 5:15 AM...she had pissed the bed, of course...and I was like "god damnit" and I woke up...and I kept trying to wake her up...and finally I ****ing picked her up out of bed...and took her to the bathroom so she could get ready for work...
she was so out of it...she looked in the mirror for a second (I think she was still asleep, I'm not sure)...and then went right back to bed (I had to flip the mattress, of course!)...and I was like "wtf?" So I just gave up (it was 5:15) and went back to bed (this was her 2nd job at the time so I figured if she didn't care I didn't care)...
she woke up around 9 AM and was like "wtf why didn't you wake me up?!" and I was like...you've got to be ****ing kidding me
and she was fired
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