You wasted too much time writing about Hootie. I can't imagine many people would care enough about him to read more than one or two sentences at a time.
Look, his schtick is this - act like an ass, get attention. End of story. It's moderately interesting from time to time, the same way a youtube video of some guy crashing on a skateboard would be, but mostly just juvenile stupidity being typed by a grown up.
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