You really have zero self-awareness. You're a terrible poster, but that isn't supposed to be a bannable offense.
Let me be clear. I'm not saying you're a terrible poster because I disagree with just about every post you make. There are plenty of good posters with whom I seldom agree. You are a terrible poster because you bring absolutely nothing to the table. You aren't funny. You aren't insightful. You aren't even the kind of poster that anyone can just shoot the shit with.
I honestly can't think of a single other poster on this board...frazod included...that I am certain I wouldn't get along with if I met them in real life (and neither of us were aware that the other was a CPer). I am almost positive that I would completely dislike you within two minutes of meeting you, though.
Part of roasting someone is taking things that are arguably positives about them and turning them into something embarrassing. What is even arguably good about you as a poster?
There's nothing funny about pointing out the obvious. "Look at Wickedson. He's an effeminate child who uses 'lol' in every post and is the embodiment of a pussy liberal apologist." My six year old son is playing coach-pitch baseball. I can blow a fastball by him, but there's nothing satisfying about it. Where's the sense of accomplishment?