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Old 06-16-2013, 01:00 PM   #267
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: London
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Originally Posted by Simplex3 View Post
To me being a man is:

Showering, shave, comb hair: yes
Pedicure: no

Open doors for women: yes
Cry at movies with women: no

Protect your woman: yes
Hit your woman: never.

Watch football, drink beer and liquor, smoke cigars: yes
Watch fashion shows, drink wine coolers, smoke poles: no

Look at every chick that walks by and want to bang her: yes
Cheat on your wife by banging every chick that walks by: no

Buy a sportscar when you're 40: yes
Change your 40 year old wife in for two 20's: no

Be the head of your household: yes
Have another "head" in your household: no

You get the idea.
Where the hell did this guy go anyway?
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