To me being a man is:
Showering, shave, comb hair: yes
Open doors for women: yes
Cry at movies with women: no
Protect your woman: yes
Hit your woman: never.
Watch football, drink beer and liquor, smoke cigars: yes
Watch fashion shows, drink wine coolers, smoke poles: no
Look at every chick that walks by and want to bang her: yes
Cheat on your wife by banging every chick that walks by: no
Buy a sportscar when you're 40: yes
Change your 40 year old wife in for two 20's: no
Be the head of your household: yes
Have another "head" in your household: no
You get the idea.