Originally Posted by J Diddy
The first time I masturbated it was to Laura Ingalls.
That was about 25 years ago.
Laura? The buck-toothed whiny one? Not Mary, the beautiful blonde whose blindness would leave her easily convinced of one's handsomeness?
(At age 18, of course. But hey, I was 12 or 13 when this show was on, so I shouldn't even have to do the age-18 disclaimer. Mary was older than me.)