79b. J Diddy
J Diddy was infracted for a post he made in December of 2010. He violated the rules by posting something NSFW. (He has since edited it, and the infraction points expired long ago.)
I'm not saying J Diddy is fat... That would be rude. We could all stand to work out a little more, so who am I to judge? He once made his wife mad by leaving the toilet seat up. That's totally out of character for him, though. I think he must have had a lot on his mind. Everyone makes mistakes.
One day he went to work and didn't realize that his fly was down. (Not really. I'm just joshing. Could you imagine, though? How embarrassing, right?)
Pros: Stands up for his convictions. Has above-average grammar.
Cons: Judge not lest ye be judged...Matthew 7:1
Outlook for 2014: I've got a feeling he's going to be A-Okay
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