My mouth is agape in shock as the cute and perky Miss Minnesota leaves the arena in favor of Oregon and Illinois. A veil of shock and sadness silences the crowd.
The good news is that the top two third place contestants will grab a safety line and make it to the next round as a wild card to keep my seeding matchups full. With nearly 42 percent of the vote, there's a very good chance that the delightful Miss Minnesota will get another opportunity to strut her delightful stuff.
Eliminate the racist "Chiefs" nickname and become the Kansas City Ermines. It's time, people.