My mouth is agape in shock as the cute and perky Miss Minnesota leaves the arena in favor of Oregon and Illinois. A veil of shock and sadness silences the crowd.
The good news is that the top two third place contestants will grab a safety line and make it to the next round as a wild card to keep my seeding matchups full. With nearly 42 percent of the vote, there's a very good chance that the delightful Miss Minnesota will get another opportunity to strut her delightful stuff.
Welcome to NFL Sunday! At 11:00 see Peyton Manning flip off the top rope and clothesline Clay Matthews! At 2:00 Drew Brees will hit Terrell Suggs with a chair! Buy your Andrew Luck jersey and let's get reeeeeady to rummmmmble!