My mouth is agape in shock as the cute and perky Miss Minnesota leaves the arena in favor of Oregon and Illinois. A veil of shock and sadness silences the crowd.
The good news is that the top two third place contestants will grab a safety line and make it to the next round as a wild card to keep my seeding matchups full. With nearly 42 percent of the vote, there's a very good chance that the delightful Miss Minnesota will get another opportunity to strut her delightful stuff.
CBS is a stupid network that made me miss half of the first quarter because they're greedy morons. I hope CBS goes bankrupt and ends up homeless.