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Old 06-22-2013, 08:20 PM   #1663
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
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I dated my high school girlfriend for 3.5 years.

We pounded relentlessly. It was the most glorious vagina I have ever had. She was literally put on this world to have sex. I thought all sex would always be that good and I've never gotten close again.

I still J off to her on a weekly basis. She was batshit insane though...had a horrible personality...and used to send me pictures of her slitting her wrists when we broke up the first time. And she put ketchup on her steak in front of my family which was EMBARRASSING.
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