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Burt #68
Burt is a swell guy. He's so swell that nobody knows who he is, yet has multiple posts. He lives in this sweet little land that prevents him from actually flashing his testerone and picking a side in an argument, thereby allowing him to remain anonymous.
Despite his anonymity there are a couple of things that we can gather. The first of which is he's dropping weight like a rock and by a rock we mean he's using meth. We think he's taking it from frazod because the lighter he gets, the fatter frazod gets. Also his hair is falling out too and he's acquired multiple automatic weapons for "recreational use." Overall not a bad dude but come on. You've got a problem.
Pros: Extremely mellow, has a monkey on his avatar that has more hair on his balls than burts hair.
Cons: Bad meth addiction that's turning him into frazod. Too ****ing mellow, doesn't realize that "Burt" is a combination of two words "butt hurt" and needs to exercise that once. Seriously, grab some danglies.
Outlook: Most likely will die in a meth deal/gun deal/rogain deal gone bad at frazod's house in the next year or will continue to shrink to the size of an oompa loompa and go live amongst the lolliie pop kids.
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