Please local and state police departments everywhere, spare zero expense stamping out college-age drinking. Lord knows none of us ever drank in college, and I have no sympathy for those who do.
Whatever it takes money and man-hour-wise – no amount of overtime or overfunded pensions is too much. Bust college kids for 25 years, retire at 80% of your final salary (goosed to the moon with bogus overtime your last few years) due to "hazard pay", then go work another lucrative gig and double-dip until you're 65. You deserve it. True heroes.
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