With groundbreaking science like this, who can argue?
Humans are the only animals on the planet who destroy the nutritional value of their food before eating it. All other animals consume food in its natural, unprocessed state, but humans actually go out of their way to render food nutritionally worthless before eating it.
Here's a shocking revelation.. The article is true in that microwaving does remove nutritional value. But what they leave out, is that the exact same thing happens when boiling, or grilling. It's a natural process of cooking, despite the method of heating. In many ways, other cooking methods remove much more nutritional value than microwaving. You could replace "Microwaving" with "Boiling", and the same scary claims would also be true. Platypuses don't boil their food like humans do. Boiling food is toxic!!