Microvave With Hidden TV Camera - $10
I have for sale a used Microwave Oven.
This is a really good Microwave, but it has a tendency to film all my daily activities and report them to the NSA.
It often catches, and films, me dancing in the kitchen or talking to my pasta dishes.
I have a price of Ten Dollars, but I would prefer trade, because I think Ten Dollar Bills have camera's as well.
Thanks for looking!
I suspect it is that creepy eye in a triangle thing. Or maybe that's just the $1bill.