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Originally Posted by Planetman
Convinced this is Hootie's fault, I put on my +3 vorpal steel toed boots of nut removal and kick Hootie in the junk. (result of my action please)
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Oh man. This is tough. Hootie is pretty quick, and he'll likely drop his pants anyway to avert a physical confrontation -- because that actually works.
However, based on your resolve and your eminently powerful boots, it all equalizes to about an 8 out of 20.
***7***
Unbelievable. You took a royal swing but Hootie's too ****ing quick.
You did give him a wicked Charlie horse in his thigh, however. Hootie writhes on the ground as he struggles to get to his knees.
"Your outlook for 2014 is going to be SHIT," he whines.