My favorite part was the firefighter nonchalantly putting on his heavy gloves.
And I've said it before - as a historian who has spent an inordinate amount of time studying medieval arms and armor over the years, the baseball bat is one of the most perfectly constructed weapons of all time. Switch Hitter Dude could stand for some brush-up on his technique, though; if he had stepped into that second swing just a little, he could have had two incapacitated prisoners instead of just one.
As for the one who didn't get away . . . enjoy your concussion in jail, punk.