"Pleasure myself Orally...?"
You mean like, tell myself a really good story???
And where do you work that you have time to talk about stuff like this???
Oh, this reminds me of a bad joke.
Kid comes home from school, sets his books down on the kitchen table.
Dad says "What's up, son?"
Kid says: "Just had my first blowjob..."
Dad says: "Oh yeah? Whaddya think?"
Kid says: "Tasted Terrible."