Originally Posted by HoneyBadger
Yet you use your hand. And I'm sure your game isn't so strong that you are able to pull any girl you see "running around out there".
It may not be any girl that I'd like, but it is a numbers game. Pretty much any girl's mouth of breeding age is a much better alternative than your own mouth.
The hand is different, you've been 'touching' yourself down since before your memory because you have to direct urination. Nature intended this.