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It's a 2003 Dodge Intrepid...3.5 liter V-6. Splooge stains visible in more than three locations with the aid of a black light. Three previous owners. All were bald with goatees. It doesn't say on the report, but I suspect they were all Chiefs fans.
The drivers side keyhole shows signs of corrosion, likely the result of someone pissing on it in order to unfreeze it.
Has never seen a Chiefs playoff win.
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