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Originally Posted by ThaVirus
"I had sex with Katie too, mane"
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About 5+ years ago there was a bartender at a local watering hole my group of friends frequented. Her name was Katie, and she was quite well endowed.
Here's how such inquires into going out went:
"Hey, you wanna go to _________?"
"Katie's got some big ass tittays."
Also, now any time I meet someone named Chad I tell them that I better not catch them standing up peeing. They sit down when they pee.
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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