Captain America is in desperate need of a reboot, but it's already in the midst of one. That shit from the 90s was dire.
As much as Ray Harryhausen is revered, I can't stand that stop motion shit. I recognize the level of work and that it was a labor of love, but man, what I see on the screen I put on par with Ed Wood. or Gumby if I'm being generous.
- I need Malcolm. You're too Martin. Know what they did to him, they killed him. . .
- Didn't they kill Malcolm too?
- No, no, no, they say that. But ain't nobody seen the body since the funeral.
- That's how funerals work.