Captain America is in desperate need of a reboot, but it's already in the midst of one. That shit from the 90s was dire.
As much as Ray Harryhausen is revered, I can't stand that stop motion shit. I recognize the level of work and that it was a labor of love, but man, what I see on the screen I put on par with Ed Wood. or Gumby if I'm being generous.
All Redd [Foxx] did all day was coke, grass and ****. . .
So our first network taping, name in big letters right on the set, Redd doesn't arrive at curtain call.
I go back to his dressing room, all I see is the girl doing his hair is sitting on him.
So I see her body, her dress, and his legs.
I say, Redd, don't you know we're on camera?
Redd sticks his head up from between the hairdresser's legs and asks indignantly. . .
"Can't a man relax?"
- Bob Einstein