Originally Posted by Iowanian
Bro, Do you even lift?
Heh if you saw me irl you would laugh at that question. I'm just an iddy biddy guy who couldn't lift more than a milk gallon for 3 months.
Now take a minute and soak that in. A man with a 15 pound penis told he could only lift 10 for 3 months. My bladder was so stretched it looked like a fat person who lost 3/4 of their body mass dieting when I finally got to relieve myself.