The F-bomb and "mother****er."
I like how you can stretch them with different emphasis -- on the "F," on the drawn-out "u," on the third syllable of MFer, etc.
Plus it makes a nice modifier: "****ing shit," "that ****ing asshole," etc.
I can be very creative with it, especially during Mizzou, Chiefs and Royals games.
If you make enough good decisions, three-year plans turn into two-year plans and five-year plans turn into three-year plans. If you make bad decisions, 10-year plans turn into no plan. -- Dayton Moore, 2006
"I'm not talking about getting to .500, I'm talking about winning the World Series when I say eight to 10 years." -- Dayton Moore, May 20, 2009