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Originally Posted by Phobia
I drove my wife's van to the grocery store last night. It's about 2 miles away...
Today I get a nasty text from her about leaving her on empty.
Really?
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Have had that conversation myself. When I was done with the van there was still a quarter tank left. Hmmmm Now who used that gas again?
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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