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Originally Posted by McFly
golly, you've gotta do all that just to get laid?
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she's at home most of the time, so I only need to do these things once or twice a month. but ya, had I known what I now know, I'd have chosen hookers instead of a wife that wanted a college degree and didn't use it, kids that tore up my house and cars plus cost me atty fees keeping them out of jail and then they eventually wanted to go to college too...
ya. hookers. hookers and thailand vacations. I'd probably be kickin it with the locals in hawaii right now, gettin a favor from a cute wahini..
but no -- I had to be like "the way normal folks be".