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Originally Posted by gochiefs(exceptQB)
How about ****ing road side assistance, just for starters?
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If my car breaks down, I can walk to the nearest phone.
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How about ****ing booty calls?
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I just show up.
Nope.
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Imagine being able to shop and having the option of instant product reviews and price comparisons at your fingertips.
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I don't buy much and I like to see, feel, hear what I'm buying before I buy it. If I can't, this computer I'm typing on does a pretty good job at finding that kind of shit. I really don't need to do that walking down the street.
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You're falling behind other humans.
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No, I'm ascending above other humans as I free myself from such frivolous gadgets. Plus I'm not subjecting myself to increased risk of cancer from the radiation emissions of such electronic devices.