Lots of hilarious stuff in this [angry rant that strings together a lot of generalizations easily turned around] or "article" if you must...
But this one is my favorite.
Originally Posted by mikey23545
Twelve Rules For Being A Liberal
8) The only real sins are helping conservatism or harming liberalism: Conservatives often marvel at the fact that liberals will happily elect every sort of pervert, deviant, and criminal you can imagine without a second thought. That's because right and wrong don't come into the picture for liberals. They have one standard: Does this politician help or hurt liberalism?
If a politician helps liberalism, he has a free pass to do almost anything and many of them do just that.