A Ka-Bar never runs out of bullets!
I just sold my old Ruger Mark II 'long barrel' to my shooting buddy. He's been saying for years that I had to leave him this gun in my will. It occurred to me that I don't get much if I leave it in my will, and since I'm not shooting as much as he is - and he shoots in competition, maybe we could make a deal. First gun I've sold in years, but it beats leaving it in my will.