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Old 09-09-2013, 11:31 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by thurman merman View Post
If anyone knows Ned Yost, could you please deliver these messages to him?

1. David Lough is good at baseball. He doesn't need two or three days off every week.
2. Chris Getz is not good at baseball. He should never play. Ever.
3. Jamey Carroll is also not good at baseball. He should play rarely; perhaps occasionally against left-handed pitchers.
4. Louis Coleman is by far the best option for set-up man. He has earned an opportunity to pitch in games that are not 9-1 in the 6th inning.
5. Kelvin Herrera sucks at set-up man. He gives up home runs.
6. Lead-off hitters, in general, should have an OBP higher than .250.
7. Jarrod Dyson should attempt steals when he is on base. Especially if he's being used as a pinch runner. Especially when the offense has been terrible and needs a spark. Especially when you are playing the horrible, horrible White Sox and letting them sweep you.
8. Aaron Rodgers is better than Matt Flynn. Similarly, Danny Duffy is better than Wade Davis.
Let me add to this list:
9. Carlos Pena should never, ever bat. Especially not as a pinch hitter in the 9th inning of the biggest game of the year.
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