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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor
I want to be the song writer for the band... Here's just a snippet for my interview process.
Their first single... (You know they'd have to be a weird al cover type band because they are too lame to come up with their own brand of music) it's to the tune of "Down in the Corner" by CCR.... Here's the first verse if I get the job I'll finish writing the song! Wanna hear it/here it goes...
Everyone is bitching cuz Alex Smith got re-signed, their pads are overflowing all over their behinds. Clay and Inmen crying like a couple little unchanged babes, I wish they'd share some antifreeze and then go die of aids. Down on the corner, they're bleeding in the streets, blood is heavily flowing from these fake fans of the Chiefs!!
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That's beautiful, Cooch. It leaves me all misty and swole up like a toad. I dub thee Leiber AND Stoler.
I need you to work me up something on Dire Straits' "Money For Nothin" with the hook "I want my own (or sumpm) QB."
Then I'll need something with Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom" with chapped or chafed, whatever you can come up with will be just ducky.
And would you please be a dear and work me up something with Dave Mason's "Let It Go, Let It Flow"? There should be some good material in there.
Welcome aboard.
Dinny