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Old 10-28-2012, 10:24 PM   #4929
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My cat is in heat. We have her schedule to get spayed in two weeks but right now I am so creeped out. Any time I try to pet her, she puts the front part of her body on the ground, raises her butt and swings her tail to the side to show off the goods. So not cool. I feel like I can't talk or pet her. She is violating me with her sexual nature!


Welcome to my world. I went through that crap w/ my cat. She has since been spayed.

Our puppy, however, is now dry-humping our legs... our FEMALE puppy. She's so very ****ing confused.
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