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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama
well she wouldn't let me
this is the same girl where I discovered the nuva ring
after her chlamydia cleared up
we were at my place...drunk
we both knew it was time to consumate our love
so I was, you know...drunk...so foreplay is out the window...I'm gonna finger that hole wet and then hit it with my pummel stick, figuratively speaking
so I go down there with my two thickest fingers of course...and as I'm inside I'm like "wtf?"
so I pull something out...granted this is 6 years ago and I'm super confused...it felt like a cock ring
so I slip it out of there...and look at it, look at her
and then it goes right in my mouth
and I stare at her
and she's says...
"get that out of your mouth right now!"
and I'm like...oooook, what is it?!?
and she's like "my nuva ring"
at that point I just stfu and went to pound town
next day...wikipedia: nuva ring
I was like..."ooooooh, cool"
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I'm laughing so hard it hurts!