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Originally Posted by Direckshun
"Ladies and gentlman..... [insert celeb name here]!!!!"
Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.
Crowd dies down.
Celeb: I'm so happy to be here, hosting for my FIRST TIME!
Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.
Crowd dies down.
Celeb: Most of you know me from [whatever].
Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.
Crowd dies down.
Celeb: And soon I'll be in [whatever], coming soon!
Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.
Crowd dies down.
Celeb: But first I wanted to say...
Random SNL cast member (CM) runs on the stage, interrupting.
CM: ...Celeb! Celeb!
Audience cheers for whatever reason.
Celeb: [hands on hips] CM! [looking straight ahead to the camera as s/he speaks to CM] I'm trying to do my monologue!!1
CM: [looking straight ahead as well] I know, but I have an unfunny premise that involves some kind of idol worship of your personality that robs you of any chance to be interesting in your monologue.
Celeb: Well... okay. Go ahead.
CM: You know how you're gorgeous/handsome/crazy/married to another celeb?
Celeb: [acting pleasant but confused] Sure.
CM: Well wouldn't it be clever if I pretended to have that quality?
Celeb: [wanting him to do that] I don't want you to do that at all!
CM: Here goes! LA LA LA LA LA.
Celeb: Oh my goodness! Collective Soul is here, ladies and gentleman! We'll be right back!
Audience cheers at a volume far disproportionate to how uncreative the "skit" they just witnessed was.
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