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Todd Haley goes on a coke binge the night before a game and shows up on game day against the Broncos looking like an absolute meth head. During the night he texts pictures of his dick to Tim Tebow. Using a photo doctor, he draws in a word bubble and mimics each dick saying, "There's a lot of shit being talked about you."

Tebow is mortified but decides that he needs to fight back by being ultra aggressive on gameday. Unfortunately for him Haley expects this and coordinates Romeo to prepare for this kind of game.

Haley needs to take away the coke jitters he's still feeling an hour before the game, so he smokes a big bag of weed with Justin Houston. This enables him to call the perfect game by benching Cassel and operating the offense completely through Terrence Copper. The Chiefs put up 54 points. Von Miller cries.

Defensively, Tebow's over-aggressive habits lead to 6 sacks, 3 of them by Justin Houston. Two extra interceptions to Eric Berry are the cherry on top.

During the press conference, Haley hasn't slept for the past 2.5 days. He says the team had a good win, but if they need to keep the search on for his spirit animal because if there's one thing Todd Haley can't stand, it's crazy people.