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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama

We won like $1200 our first night in Windsor...my buddy and I used to split our poker winnings...a partnership. So we were stoked and we're drunk, walking back to our hotel...we see a "massage parlor" on the way. We go in. First mistake.

So all of the massage girls line up and they explain the process...we get to choose. These girls are HIDEOUS. My buddy goes first. He chooses the nastiest black girl I've ever seen. I do a double take. I'm like, "wtf!?!"

So I choose the "hot" one (who was missing a tooth of course)...

We get into the room and she's like ok..."$100 for a massage, $200 for a massage with a happy ending, $300 for a massage with a happy ending and no shirt."

I'm like...I want NONE of that. NONE. And then she's like..."no, it doesn't work that way...you're paying me."

At this point I'm nervous as **** so I'm like fine...but I'm not paying $300 for a ****ing handjob. I eventually negotiate down to $160..and at this point USD is more than Canadian so it was like $130 USD...and it was definitely a great handy. I was like "I can play with your tits, right?" She agreed. And then I did..and then she yelled at me and said, "NO NIPPLE!" Which irritated me. I kept trying to get her to **** me but she wouldn't. Did I mention she was missing a tooth?

Anyways...I leave. I'm like, "Steve, you'll never guess what...."

He cuts me off.

He says, "dude, I just paid $300 for a handjob from a reeruned Serena Williams."

At least I negotiated mine.

Attaboy.