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Corona, coming off a disappointing playoff loss and the recall of rocket ass-booster implants Cam had surgically grafted on after week 12, had to find another way to move the ball.
The front office feels they have addressed that need by signing so many starting DBs that they'll be able to trade four away,and still have 10 starters.
So without further ado, I give you this year's newest Lights!

18 Corona Lights CB D. J. Hayden
Hayden becomes the sixth starter at CB on The Lights.
23 Corona Lights S Eric Reid
Reid will fill the fifth safety role.
42 Corona Lights C Travis Frederick
A position of real need, Frederick steps in immediately to replace Ryan Cook.
66 Corona Lights TE Vance McDonald
With Keller out, and the enigma that is Gronk, TE help for Ladarius Green comes.
90 Corona Lights DE Mike Catapano
Had to take him early to keep him from a bunch of Chiefs fans, but did you see what I saw?
114 Corona Lights TE Dion Sims
With Keller out, and the enigma that is Gronk, TE help for Ladarius Green comes.
138 Corona Lights WR Chris Harper
San Fran brought him in to compete with Jon Baldwin? Too big a chance for him to play on the 49ers to not take a sixth round flyer on.
162 Corona Lights DE Quanterus Smith
If there was a team that could let a DE sit for a year, it's The Lights. Chris Long, Michael Bennett, Derrick Morgan, Ray McDonald and Everson Griffen have a good rotation worked out, so Quanterus wouldn't be a factor this season anyways.