Gentlemen, we cannot allow fear to rule the day.
Yes, we're screwed. And yes, our cause is utterly hopeless.
However, there's still Mr. Bob Dole's creamed corn recipe and there's a chance that Pioli will succumb to his deep-seated and long-term psychological maladies, finally lose the last of his marbles, walk into traffic, strip to his underdrawers, and begin reciting the Gettysburg Address.
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