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A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks;"How many people here believe in ghosts? About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"Thats really good.I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"Thats fantastic. But let me ask you one further question."Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" 1 student raises his hand. The professor is asthonished.
He takes off his glasses, takes a step back and says, "Son all the years I"ve been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You have got to come up here and tell us about you experience.
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghosts?????" I thought you said "Goats!!!"
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