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The Top 25 Things Women Say When They See Mr. Taco John's Penis.
1. Ahh, it's cute.
2. I'm sorry.
3. Uh ... Never mind.
4. Who circumcised you?
5. Why don't we just cuddle?
6. Wow, and your feet are so big.
7. It's OK, we'll work around it.
8. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. How sweet, you brought incense.
11. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
12. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
13. All right, a treasure hunt!
14. Let's just stick with your hand.
15. But it still works right?
16. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
17. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
18. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
19. Let me know when you're done.
20. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
21. Aww, it's hiding.
22. Are you cold?
23. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
24. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
25. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
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