The Kicker that Shall Go Unnamed's Memorable Experiences
Appearance
$1
Infuriate the Chief fans at your party with a special guest appearance by Lin! Lin is also the perfect way to open an abortion clinic, adult novelty store, or Neo Nazi rally!
Shank a Kick
$3.50
Lin will provide a laugh-a-minute experience for you and your guests as he fails to make a field goal from any distance.
Investment Advice
$5 and a McDonalds Cheeseburger
Hear sound advice on how to stock your portfolio from Waco's #1 investment manager!
Suck Your ****
Complimentary
A free service that Lin provides to all his customers!
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