[Mr. Flopnuts]

It is at this time that I will point out once again. Skip Towne, could've wore the crown. He is the champion of the N00b cause. It was Skip in fact that insisted in the Webster dictionary that the term N00b be started with a capital letter. This was because he felt the N00b population had to be sustained by showing them their proper respect. Mr. Towne in fact championed their cause in a way that may never be seen again. Mr. Fax your attempt at reaching out to the N00bs was noble, however you could never have truly hoped to spark the flame of inspiration the way the forefather of N00bdem (sic) did so many days ago. Congratulations on a noble attempt Mr. Fax, and best wishes in future endeavors.