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Saw the roundest turd I've ever seen a human lay last night. This thing was bigger around that any potato I've seen. I flushed the toiled 7 times trying to rid the room of this beast and it was so massive it didn't even move.
Forget going down - IT DIDN'T MOVE.
Was unsure if I should contact maintenance or EMS...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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