"You're big enough and ugly enough to do it yourself!" - Mum
"Do you own ****ing laundry, boy!" - Mum
"Boys, put your penises away and stop chasing the girls!" - Mum
"Right, enough of this laying around nonsense!" - Dad
"You think you're ****ing men, eh!? Right, (zip) on the ****ing table, right now!" - Dad
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I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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