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Originally Posted by Phobia
I don't trust you. You don't like sex.
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It's not that I don't like sex, it's just that I don't want to have it anymore. It's too much work, it's kinda gross (I mean, shit, I know you want to shower afterwards, and that's not a good thing is it.), and, in all honesty, I don't think I look very good right now. I'd feel bad for the other person having sex with me.
I'm trying to get to about this stage so it will be more pleasant for the other person:
Actually, I'm having a personal contest between me and Hugh Jackman. I've got six months to be as buff as he in the Wolverine. If I do it, I believe I'll have sex again.