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Originally Posted by beach tribe
I should have been more clear.
Here is the BIG problem.
I LOVE her. I LOVE her So FN MUCH. She is an AMAZING person.
AND we have a child.
But she is so god daymed HOT. And I am getting next to NONE.
It's like fasting for 3 days (lol) and then sitting in front of a plate of prime rib that you are not allowed to eat.
Plus never doing ANYTHING.
YOLO is a true statement.
Am I supposed to rot away slowly.
I'm not trying to be a conceited douche, but I didn't land her hot ass because I'm ugly.
I have passion for LIFE inside me.
I'm praying she comes around.
I don't need sex all the time. I don't need to go out often.
But, shit.
I talked to her twin sister about it (also HOT!)
And she said it's been a problem with every guy she's ever been with.
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You are going to rot away slowly anyway. You might as well not get any ass while doing it.
And consider that when you are older you aren't going to want to tap that saggy, wrinkled, dusty cooter anyway. She'll most likely have hairy nipples, total cottage cheese ass and legs and halitosis.
Save a picture of when she was hot, remind yourself that you hit it once (it's confirmed by the kid), and jerk it to the picture. It will save you a lot of stress in the long run.
Besides, you are already trying to tap into her sister anyway. Let's face facts - you don't talk about the lack of ass your getting from a chicks sister unless you are trying to grease up the entry point of the sister. And that's going to get you destroyed even worse than you think you already are. I mean, seriously, you don't think that sisters talk?
"Oh, by the way, the father of your child just talked to me about you not giving up any ass. And he kept inching closer and closer to me the whole time. He's a ****ing creeper perv if you ask me. The UPS driver on my office route is much cuter and has a better job. You want me to fix you up with him?"